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What does the hippy grocer promise?

Peas and love.

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1. How did the skeleton cross the road?

Not quickly enough.

2. Yo mama so fat, she sat on a lump of coal and it turned into a diamond.

3. Yo mama so emotionally toxic that your therapist has to hire hazmat to cleanse her office every time you leave a session

4. Yo mama is so hated

When she disappeared, she wasn’t added to the missing person list because no one missed her.

5. Yo mama so fat when her phone rings people believe she’s going to put herself in reverse gear

6. Yo mama so fat she’s been hired by BP: she only got to wear high heels to find petroleum.

7. Yo mama so old when she knew Burger King he was still a prince.

8. Yo mama so fat when she walked past a scale, her shadow registered 200 pounds

9. Yo mama so short, Smurfs ask her how's the weather down there

10. Yo mama so ugly she sucks the souls off of dementors.

As well as any feelings of happiness they've sucked out of other people.

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